Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: What's the definition of eternity? A: 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they'll both end up in the gutter.
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.
Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.
Q: What does a blonde Owl say? A: What, what?
Q: How can you tell who a blonde's boyfriend is? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets.
Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A. A blond electrician.
Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A. She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? A. Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A. She's trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: "Space. The final frontier......"
Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A. They couldn't find their eraser.
Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: On the back she saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche.
Q: What's the definition of eternity? A: 4 blondes at a 4 way stop.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A: Sooner or later they'll both end up in the gutter.
Q: Why do blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft.
Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote on the bottom of her swimming pool? A: No smoking.
Q: What does a blonde Owl say? A: What, what?
Q: How can you tell who a blonde's boyfriend is? A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.
Q: What do you call three blondes in a Volkswagen? A: FARFROMTHINKEN
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air pockets.
Q. What's black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A. A blond electrician.
Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
Q. Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A. She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? A. Because it said 'concentrate'.
Q. What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A. She's trying to hold on to a thought.
Q: What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? A: "Space. The final frontier......"
Q. Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A. They couldn't find their eraser.
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